i can pretty much do everything in the internet…

i can curse as much as i want..

i can talk to all kinds of strangers..

i can verbally harrass people without them realizing that i actually mean it..

i can see people’s genitals.. i can see them have sex, for that matter..

i can change my age..

i can change my name..

i can shop…

i can google… i mean, reasearch..

i can play games..

i can talk to my friends that i haven’t seen for a long time..

i can talk shit to my enemies that i havent seen for a long time..

i can turn in my homework..

i can talk about nonsense..

i can facebook..

i can twitter..

AAAAAND i can tumblr.. 

oh i can stay awake, too..